How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Taken from forwarded email.

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7 Responses to “How to Make a Woman Happy”

  1. 如何让你的女人开心 « 我说,你听,他认同 Says:

    […] Oct 3rd, 2007 by DSvT 在我的英文部落格里放了那么一篇贴(点击这里),好搞笑的。我是朋友发送这电邮给我的,看了觉得在女的方面好像是蛮对的,但是在男的方面就不认同了。 […]

  2. Anna Says:

    haha,it sound like easy but I think nobody can do it perfectly.We r just a human^^Some of them I very agree,but have many from there I can’t agree also~~haha,funny~~

  3. DSvT Says:

    Anna:
    Above can be treat as a guideline, is mainly depend on how much you wish to score,right?

    If you wish to score better result, then have to learn hard and practice most of them…

    Hahaha…
    but I confirm cant make 8~17 and 48… others I will try my best.

  4. threestrongcoffees Says:

    This is so cool. Looking at the comprehensive list, it is obvious man has to do so much to make a woman. Now man will always think over and over again before taking up that task 🙂

  5. ifonlyi Says:

    it’s nt tht difficult,give her all ur luv n treat her well,she ll b all ur’s only whole life………

  6. DSvT Says:

    Yes, the most simple way to shows, is love them…
    I think women will be happy when the one they loved, loved them…

  7. ifonlyi Says:

    very true,they wud b happy then but,even the one they love is not able too give her tht love,she wud b fine,if he atleast tries too understand her love n respects her love.then it wud hardly matters wht feelings he kept for her!!!


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