Ways to turn down unwanted men

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the
money.

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been
looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been
looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once?
Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make
the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so
beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this
Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this
weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few
stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very
happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you
to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh
at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place
before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there
anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you
sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services
today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die
happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably
die laughing.

Taken from forwarded email

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One Response to “Ways to turn down unwanted men”

  1. vasundhar Says:

    cant control laughing …


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